Phoebe on having kids. Phoebe: I only want one kid cause they're too much trouble and I want a life. Sophia: I want 4 kids, I need kids to love and them to love me back. Phoebe on Toddlers right after Daphne spilled water all over herself. Phoebe: I wish babies were kids already. I mean I wish kids came out of mommy's privates instead of babies, we could just teach them kid things and not worry about baby stuff. Babies are too hard.