Bekah's Conspiracy

The invention of the phone is just a government conspiracy to oppress and kill millions of Americans.

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  1. Brain Scanning man, brain scanning.

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  2. Brain scanning. It is true. I went to Seattle, Washington for 5 days without my cell phone and it was the most relaxed I have been in years probably. Phones are evil.

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  3. I think it might be more accurate to say, "billions of Americans."

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  4. My normal response to something like this is mostly unprintable but to each there own.

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  5. My normal response to something like this is histrionics, and a veiled sense of irony with the rueful knowledge that sarcasm will always fall short in a text medium.

    I will now concoct another conspiracy theory with my illuminati connected sister and proceed to prove the existence of extra terrestrials. Art Bell would be proud.

    Please note the silly tag in the tags for this post. It will be a "code" for something that's silly.

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  6. To prove my previous statement our phones just changed so when I log in it shows the number 666 on my phone. It is just as I said. Phones are evil.

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