Don't kick your sister

Daddy: Phoebe! Don't kick your sister.

Mommy: If you keep kicking I'll pull your leg until it comes off.

Phoebe: You can't pull off my leg, it's attached... And my bones are attached.

Daddy: What if we detach them?

Phoebe: But I have bones.

Daddy: She does have bones. That seems a reasonable argument to not pull her legs until they come off.

Mommy: OK

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