Is she crazy?!

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My sister, Tiffany, is in town from Austin this weekend. We went out to eat tonight and got on the topic of dieting and losing weight and she asks me--ME!--if I am still eating candy. I give a ridiculous look and in an "are you kidding me" tone I tell her "Yes, of course! I can't believe you even have to ask that!"

So here's the thing--I love candy. I have always loved candy, particularly fruity candy. Heck, one year for Valentine's Day BJ shows up with tons of candy--and my favorite stuff too--and I was so happy and loved him. I have to say, if given the choice I will decline one of women's best friends, chocolate, and go for the fruity stuff like Starburst or Sour Straws. This same sister has even teased me (very seriously though) that I will make myself diabetic form all the candy I eat. I must admit though, in my quest to lose some weight, any weight, I have cut back quite a bit on my passion.

My mom has told me of my first 'real' Halloween and this is how it went:

I was almost 2 1/2 years old and she took us out to Trick or Treat. She says when I realized what trick or treating was about I starting RUNNING from house to house. I ended up eating so much candy that same night that I proceeded to vomit multiple times the rest of the evening....at the Italian Restaurant she took us girls to, the car.......Now you would think I would learn my lesson, but like a drunk who binges, barfs and gets that nasty hangover, I will eat candy until barfing or feeling sick and wouldn't mind eating it the very next day. In fact, I have eaten so many sour belts in one night that my tongue and lips were in pain and my mouth bled when I brushed my teeth. Now THAT is commitment----commitment to the cause of CANDY!!!!!!

So don't anyone ever ask me if I am still eating candy. That is a stupid question that makes no sense to ask me. I will be eating candy until the day I die!

Comments

  1. LOL I love it, you do what makes u happy! And besides, sour belts are amazing. I once ate so many war heads that it literally ate a hole in my tongue!

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  2. Yes, my dear. YOU ARE CRAZY.

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  3. Hells ya I am crazy! That is what therapy is for! lol :)

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